Floyd the Barber

Album: Bleach

Hello Cobain come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips	

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Floyd lets others in the room		
Opie, Aunt Bea I presume		
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff...

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved


Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

Album: In Utero

Time: 4:07


It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing to hear you're asking wherever you get your way
I's so soothing to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same
I miss the comfort in being sad

In her false withness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they float or
drown
Our favorite paitent, A display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash
on the ground 
I miss the comfort in being sad


Hairspray Queen

Album: Incesticide

I was your mine, you were mine, my enemy,
You were, mine, I was your, your enemy,
You were, mine, I was your, your enemy,
You were, mine, I was once your en...aaahh

You rang
Your ears rang

At night, wishful goddess 
At night, wish the hardest
At night, disco goddess 
At night, we'll go...gaaahhh                    

Wishful goddess, at night
Wish the hardest, at night
Wishful goddess, at night
Wishful gaaahhh                                 

At night, wishful goddess
At night, wish the hardest
At night, disco goddess
At night, you were so modest
At night, Crisco lovefest
At night, a mouthful on me
It's like, fish-filled garbage
At night, we'll go...gaaahhh


Heart-Shaped Box

Album: In Utero, Wishkah

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for a week
I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back

Hey
Wait
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hate
Haight
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back 


I Hate Myself and Want to Die

Album: The Beavis & Butthead Experience (Compilation)

Runny nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still havent had my fulfill
 
In the someday what's that sound?
 
Broken heart and broken bones
Think of how a castrated horse feels
One more quirky cliche'd phrase
You're the one I wanna refill
 
In the someday what's that sound?
 
most people don't realize 
that two large pieces of coral, 
painted brown, and attached to his skull 
with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer 


In Bloom

Album: Nevermind

Sell the kids for food
--weather changes moods
Spring is here again
--reproductive glands

He's the one
Who likes all the pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
And I say aahh

We can have some more -- nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit -- tender age in bloom


Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam

Album: Unplugged

Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me

Don't expect me to cry, 
For all the reasons you had to die
Don't ever ask your love of me.

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie      
Don't expect me to die for me.